Askhole Definition Shirt: Funny Dictionary Tee
S / Charcoal
$20.45
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A soft, sturdy tee with a dry, witty print that speaks in plain language. Lightweight but built to last, this shirt sits with a relaxed, classic cut and holds its shape through washes. The front text adds deadpan humor—subtle from a distance, sharper up close—so it becomes a conversation starter whether you’re grabbing coffee, running errands, or lounging with friends. Wear it when you want your sarcasm to do the talking while staying comfortable all day.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty — ethically produced
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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