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This relaxed crew-neck tee speaks with sarcasm and style. Soft, sturdy cotton and a classic boxy cut make it easy to throw on for a laid-back day when your face says more than your words. The bold, all-caps front text—cleanly printed in crisp white on a black background—reads like a private joke you wear out loud. It sits comfortably at the shoulder, holds its shape wash after wash, and has a smooth, tag-free neckline for irritation-free wear. Wear it to coffee runs, casual meetups, or lazy weekends when you’d rather roll your eyes than explain yourself.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for shaped, stable shoulders
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and prevents side seam irritation
- Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (black solid) with tear-away label for comfort
- DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable text and clean inner-neck print
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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