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Soft, breathable cotton with a simple, snarky line across the chest: "Ew, people." This tee wears like an easygoing shrug — roomy enough to lounge in, clean enough to pull on for quick outings. The understated hand-lettered type feels personal, like a private joke you wear on the outside. It settles into your shoulders without fuss and keeps its shape through washes, so the message stays as dry and honest as you are.
Wear it on slow coffee runs, awkward family gatherings, low-key concerts, or days you need a little social armor. Pairs well with an oversized cardigan, worn-in jeans, or under a flannel for layered looks. If you prefer to let a single line do the talking, this tee does that job with quiet confidence.
Product features
- 100% cotton main fabric (some heathers blended) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and a stable fit
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp chest, sleeve, and neck graphics
- Classic fit with tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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