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Soft, everyday tee with a dry, offbeat sense of humor — a hand-sketched frog holding a tiny mug and the caption “I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die.” The medium-weight cotton feels substantial without being stiff, and the classic crew cut sits comfortably at the neck. Wear it with rolled sleeves and sneakers for an easy morning coffee run or layer it under a flannel for quieter, stranger days. The design’s subtle monochrome illustration keeps the look low-key while letting personality do the talking.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — sturdy yet soft for year-round wear
- Tubular, seam-free construction at the sides for a smooth silhouette and less waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar without seam to retain shape
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- Dual printing: DTG for main art and DTF for sleeve/inner neck prints; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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