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Soft, slightly oversized, and quietly bold — this crewneck settles into your rotation as the sweatshirt you reach for when you want to make a sly, dark-humored statement. The front art reads “MURDER ON THE DANCE FLOOR” above a tiny disco ball and a trio of crows mid-strut. It feels like late-night mischief: dim lights, sticky floors, and a laugh that’s half-grin, half-shiver. Wear it to low-key gigs, record-store runs, or when you’re curling up with a true-crime podcast. The ribbed collar and cuffs hold their shape after washes, and the medium-heavy cotton-poly blend gives weight without stiffness. Neutral color keeps the graphic the focal point, so the design reads cleanly whether layered under a leather jacket or lounging at home.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction reduces seams and fabric waste
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape; gray tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Embroidery and DTF/DTG print options; OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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