Funny Runner T-Shirt: If I Collapse Pause My Watch, Marathon Gift
S / Charcoal
$17.42
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This tee speaks to runners who measure life in miles and minutes. The vintage sunburst and forward-striding silhouette announce a playful priority: if you go down mid-run, your watch—your proof of every split and personal battle—matters. Soft, sturdy cotton and a classic crew cut make it a go-to for cool-downs, post-run coffee, or layering under a windbreaker. The worn retro palette feels like an old race-day poster, the kind you remember long after the finish line. Wear it on training days, race mornings, and recovery walks — it’s a small, honest way to share what keeps you ticking.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and stability
- DTG and DTF dual-printing for crisp, detailed graphics on multiple areas
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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