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A soft, mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt printed with a tongue-in-cheek illustration: a hand-sketched goose wearing a tie beside the line “Today I’m a serious goose.” It wears like a familiar companion on slow mornings, commute coffee runs, or laid-back evenings when you want comfort with a wink. The classic crew cut and durable double-needle stitching make it a dependable layer that holds up to repeated wear. Subtle details — tubular knit construction for a clean silhouette, ribbed collar and cuffs for shape retention, and tear-away label for itch-free comfort — keep the focus on the playful design. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes give this sweatshirt a quieter confidence: it looks good, feels good, and was made with some care for the planet.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs that retain shape; double-needle stitching at seams for strength
- Embroiderable placement options and DTF inner neck labels with DTG main print
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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