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This relaxed cotton tee carries a playful, slightly rebellious spirit — a skull with a messy bun and sunglasses framed by pastel florals, crowned with the cheeky slogan “Gentle Parenting Drop Out.” It feels like the T‑shirt you pull on after a long night of parenting and coffee; soft against the skin, breathable, and easy to wear while you chase toddlers, run errands, or collapse on the couch. The print mixes vintage tattoo vibes with soft colors to make a bold statement without shouting. Wear it when you want to laugh at the chaos, connect with other worn‑but‑witty caregivers, or add a bit of tongue‑in‑cheek personality to everyday outfits.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium weight (5.3 oz/yd²) for year‑round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste‑reducing finish
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, multi‑area designs (sleeves and neck label included)
- Tear‑away label, Oeko‑Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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