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This relaxed crewneck tee says it straight — a cheeky declaration in bold type with a smaller, wry follow-up beneath. The tone is playful and a little sarcastic, made for people who live on coffee, laugh at their own dependency, and enjoy wearing that humor on their sleeve (or chest). Lightweight but durable, the shirt keeps its shape and print clarity through regular wear. It pairs easily with jeans, a hoodie, or pajama bottoms for early-morning coffee runs, slow weekends, or casual coffee-shop work sessions. The honest, minimalist design reads from across the room and starts conversations instead of small talk. Comfortable, breathable cotton and neat construction mean it feels like something you’ll reach for before your first cup and still want on after.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — breathable, smooth fabric great for printing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced waste
- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape
- DTG and DTF printing used for crisp, detailed text and sleeve/neck prints
- Classic crew fit (5.3 oz/yd²) with tear-away label for comfortable, long-lasting wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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