I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I Will Die Shirt, Funny Weirdcore Frog Shirt, Frog Lovers Gift Shirt, Christmas Coffee Frog Sweatshirt
S / Charcoal
$17.42
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A cozy, statement tee for people who embrace oddball thoughts and speak them out loud. Soft but sturdy cotton holds a whimsically eerie frog illustration and the bold line: “I have to say weird stuff or I will die.” Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, start a strange conversation, or simply feel seen in your eccentricity. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit keep it effortless—layer under a jacket or wear solo with jeans. The white ink on black fabric gives the design a vintage, slightly worn look that matches the shirt’s playful, rebellious mood.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seamless collar for long-lasting elasticity
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with tear-away label for comfort
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, durable artwork
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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