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Soft, sturdy, and a little cheeky — this classic tee wears its humor on the chest. A simple navy illustration of an indignant cow in overalls reads “I REFUSE” above and “TO TOLERATE LACTOSE” below, giving the shirt an easy conversational vibe. The medium-weight cotton feels substantial without being stiff, and the crew neckline and relaxed cut layer well under jackets or stand alone for casual days. It sits comfortably in everyday life — grocery runs, coffee shop hangs, or low-key farm visits — and speaks plainly to anyone who enjoys deadpan animal humor or playful food puns.
The shirt’s construction keeps it feeling tidy and durable: stable shoulders, a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, and a smooth printing surface so the navy artwork stays crisp. White with subtle natural flecks on unprocessed fabric options, this tee balances a lived-in look with reliable build quality. It’s for people who prefer dry wit, easy comfort, and a shirt that starts conversations without shouting.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (varies by color blends) for year-round comfort
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, reduced-waste silhouette
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG on main artwork for crisp detail
- Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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