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Soft, lived-in comfort with a wink. This heavyweight crew pulls on like an old favorite but looks crisp enough to wear out. The front reads “I SPEAK FOUR LANGUAGES” with smaller type underneath — a dry, sarcastic declaration that lands as humor more than bragging. The roomy classic fit and crew neckline create a relaxed silhouette for layering on cool mornings or lounging with friends. Durable double-needle stitching and a tear-away label keep irritation low and longevity high. Wear it to coffee runs, game nights, or casual days when you want your sense of humor to do the talking.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly poplin — medium-heavy 8.0 oz for warmth and structure
- Classic crewneck and relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidery or printed label options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints on body
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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