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This soft, sturdy tee carries a dry, lighthearted joke—“I tolerate a lot but not lactose”—framed by a small, vintage-style cow illustration. It sits high on the chest for a subtle, tongue-in-cheek statement that reads like a shared wink between friends. The midweight cotton feels familiar and durable; the classic crew neck and relaxed fit let you layer it under a flannel or wear it on its own during quick grocery runs, casual hangouts, or laid-back weekend coffee runs. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to be low-key funny without yelling for attention. The single-color print keeps the look clean and wearable while the tear-away label and ribbed collar keep comfort front and center.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (midweight 180 g/m²) — comfortable, durable everyday wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG across main design for sharp detail
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certification, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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