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Soft, sturdy, and quietly witty — this crewneck carries a dry-smile kind of humor. The muted badge-style design reads like a weathered stamp: “I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes I’m sleeping.” It settles easily into weekend routines, late-night study sessions, and slow coffee mornings. The midweight fabric and classic cut keep the silhouette relaxed without feeling baggy; the ribbed collar and reinforced seams hold shape through repeated wears. Wear it around friends who get the joke, on road trips when conversation dips, or at low-key gatherings where comfort matters more than formality. Subtle enough to pair with jeans, bold enough to start a chuckle, this sweatshirt becomes one of those reliable pieces you reach for when you want to be comfortable and a little clever.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Embroidered decoration options: left/center/large center chest and both wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- Made in Nicaragua; ethically sourced US cotton and compliance-tested
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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