{"product_id":"im-not-always-sarcastic-sometimes-im-sleeping-sweatshirt-sarcastic-sweatshirt-funny-saying-hoodie-funny-sweatshirt-for-friends","title":"I'm Not Always Sarcastic Sometimes I'm Sleeping Sweatshirt, Sarcastic Sweatshirt, Funny Saying Hoodie, Funny Sweatshirt For Friends","description":"Soft, sturdy, and quietly witty — this crewneck carries a dry-smile kind of humor. The muted badge-style design reads like a weathered stamp: “I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes I’m sleeping.” It settles easily into weekend routines, late-night study sessions, and slow coffee mornings. The midweight fabric and classic cut keep the silhouette relaxed without feeling baggy; the ribbed collar and reinforced seams hold shape through repeated wears. Wear it around friends who get the joke, on road trips when conversation dips, or at low-key gatherings where comfort matters more than formality. Subtle enough to pair with jeans, bold enough to start a chuckle, this sweatshirt becomes one of those reliable pieces you reach for when you want to be comfortable and a little clever.\n\nProduct features\n- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\n- Embroidered decoration options: left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists\n- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching\n- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes\n- Made in Nicaragua; ethically sourced US cotton and compliance-tested\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not iron\n- Do not dryclean\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67653699600750,"sku":"24902196143902398720","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":67653699633518,"sku":"22160194673473959092","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67653699666286,"sku":"33336150951950154638","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67653699699054,"sku":"66932528579587563017","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67653699731822,"sku":"34581389688378947322","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":67653699764590,"sku":"54532490650930880262","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67653699797358,"sku":"30250832031926516492","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67653699830126,"sku":"25110171751682699657","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67653699862894,"sku":"26098548095991772046","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":67653699895662,"sku":"12997430009022369982","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67653699928430,"sku":"14383003157202055564","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67653699961198,"sku":"31036591958754752120","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":67653699993966,"sku":"41795203005135650858","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67653700026734,"sku":"20522132793723556807","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67653700059502,"sku":"26546685720718480526","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67653700092270,"sku":"29332425886685776896","price":37.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67653700125038,"sku":"19365921260102669535","price":43.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67653700157806,"sku":"22393852736924288444","price":43.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67653700190574,"sku":"68440246843613096919","price":43.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67653700223342,"sku":"16159434798293687506","price":46.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67653700256110,"sku":"13312452188694552703","price":46.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1029\/2730\/3022\/files\/8963028425582096345_2048.jpg?v=1791138818","url":"https:\/\/kindredtee.com\/products\/im-not-always-sarcastic-sometimes-im-sleeping-sweatshirt-sarcastic-sweatshirt-funny-saying-hoodie-funny-sweatshirt-for-friends","provider":"Kindred Tee Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}