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This relaxed-fit tee brings sardonic holiday spirit with a laid-back, dark-humor twist. A meditating skeleton in a Santa hat cradles a steaming mug while the phrase “Look at me being all festive & shit” sits in vintage-style lettering. Soft, durable cotton and a classic crew neck make it easy to wear under a cardigan or alone at a late-night ugly-sweater gathering. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to share a knowing smirk with friends, sip something warm, and lean into seasonal irony rather than saccharine cheer.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for stretch-resistant stability
- Tubular no-side-seam construction for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed elastic collar that retains shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable and great for printing
- DTF on sleeves and inner label with DTG for crisp, detailed front print
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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