No Golf Today Golf Lover Funny Gift T Shirt
S / Charcoal
$20.45
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This relaxed-fit tee speaks with quiet humor. A simple, hand-drawn stick figure with a red, grumpy sun-head trudges beneath the bold, orange text “NO GOLF TODAY.” It’s the kind of shirt you reach for on days when plans fall through, when you’d rather shrug and laugh at life’s little curveballs than pretend everything is fine. The soft, mid-weight cotton holds bright prints cleanly, while the classic crew neckline and roomy cut sit easily under a jacket or over a favorite pair of jeans. Wear it to the local café, on a soggy morning at the course, or when you want to share a small, wry moment with friends — it’s casual comfort with a bit of personality and a smile that’s more resigned than bitter.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular, seam-free body for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and stability
- DTG/DTF printed details ensure crisp, colorful designs on front and sleeves
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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