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This soft, midweight cotton tee brings a wink of vintage comic humor to everyday wear. A retro pop-art panel sits center chest: a bewildered, well-dressed man staring at a bowl of shrimp fried rice with the caption “YOU’RE TELLING ME A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE.” The colors are warm, slightly muted—mustard, deep teal, and burnt orange—giving it a lived-in, nostalgic feel. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit make it easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo for casual outings. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks laughter at dinner, breaks the ice at food markets, and slips effortlessly into a weekend wardrobe without trying too hard.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for stable seams and reduced stretch
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for lasting shape retention
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) — comfortable and durable
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/inner-label prints
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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