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This midweight crewneck brings quiet resilience to your everyday wardrobe. Soft, slightly structured, and built to last, it wears like a lived-in favorite from the first day. The front art — a finely detailed opossum and the phrase “THE HORRORS PERSIST / BUT SO DO I” — reads like a knowing wink to anyone who’s weathered hard seasons and kept going. Layer it over a tee for cool mornings, pull it on after late-night shifts, or wear it as a statement of stubborn calm on chaotic days. The neutral base keeps the illustration and text front-and-center without shouting, so it fits easily into minimalist, cottagecore, or gothic-leaning wardrobes.
There’s a tactile quality here: ribbed collar and cuffs that hold shape, clean double-needle seams that shrug off frequent wear, and a tear-away label so nothing scratches at your neck. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes mean the piece looks and feels thoughtful, not disposable. In short: a comfortable, durable sweatshirt for people who appreciate dark humor, small comforts, and steady persistence.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs retain shape; double-needle stitching adds durability
- Embroidered or printed decoration options; DTF inner labels and DTG prints for quality finish
- Made with ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; tear-away neck label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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