You Ain't Gettin' Shit Santa Sweatshirt, Funny Santa Claus Shirts, Ugly Christmas Sweater, Nasty Santa Crewneck, Sassy Santa Claus Sweater
S / Light Pink
$37.82
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This vintage-style crewneck sweatshirt brings cheeky holiday humor into comfortable, wearable form. A retro Santa illustration winks from the chest, framed by classic typographic lines that read with bold, irreverent charm. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend and classic crew cut create a cozy layer for slow mornings, movie nights, or laughing over holiday dinner. It wears like a favorite old sweater—soft against the skin, built to last through seasons of wear, and finished with tidy, durable stitching. For those who celebrate with a little edge, this sweatshirt adds character to chilly evenings and family gatherings without sacrificing everyday comfort.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, clean fit
- 50/50 cotton-poly, 8.0 oz/yd² medium-heavy fabric for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck and double-needle stitching at shoulders, neck, waistband and cuffs
- Embroidery available on multiple chest or wrist locations; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol—safety- and ethically-minded materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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