Attempted Murder Crow Shirt, Funny Raven Graphic Tee, Dark Humor Comfort Colors T-Shirt, Funny Crow T-Shirt, Gothic Bird Lover Gift
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$17.42
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A soft, timeless tee with a darkly whimsical illustration of two crows and the words “ATTEMPTED MURDER.” Light and breathable, it settles into your rotation — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to wear a little dry humor and a moody, vintage vibe. The muted black print on clean white fabric reads like a page torn from an old naturalist’s sketchbook, lending a quietly subversive edge to everyday outfits. Wear it with ripped jeans and a worn jacket for evenings at a punk show, or pair with layered flannels for late-night walks where the sky feels heavy and the world gets strangely comic.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton jersey (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed crew neckline and tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Tubular knit construction with shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork
- Ethically produced cotton, Oeko-Tex certified and made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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