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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt blends dry humor with laid-back comfort. A soft raccoon-on-bike graphic reads “call me ANTISOCIAL but please DON’T ACTUALLY CALL ME,” giving the piece a quietly sarcastic voice. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric and classic fit make it easy to pull on for slow mornings, late-night walks, or working from a corner table. Subtle ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the shape while double-needle stitching adds resilience—this is a sweatshirt made to be lived in. Whether you’re curling up with a book or stepping out for a quick errand, it communicates mood without shouting, and the clean white backdrop lets the blue-toned artwork stand out.
Wear it when you want comfort that does the talking for you: chilled weekends, small-group hangouts, or when you need something to match your introvert energy. The design language and relaxed silhouette fit into a casual capsule wardrobe and pair easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket. Built with OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically sourced cotton, it’s as thoughtful in materials as it is in message.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband to retain shape
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting wear
- Embroiderable locations and DTF/DTG printed labels for customization options
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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