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A bold, minimal tee that speaks tech-sass and calm control. The clean white block lettering — “EVERYTHING IS UNDER CTRL” — sits centered on a deep black canvas for high-contrast impact. Wear it when you’re juggling deadlines, leading a sprint, or just need a little wry confidence for a coffee run. The fit is relaxed without being sloppy; the fabric feels substantial yet breathable, and the collar holds its shape after repeated washes. It pairs easily with jeans, hoodies, or a blazer for a playful office touch. This shirt reads like an inside joke for coders, admins, and anyone who runs the show behind the scenes.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/neck prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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