Don't Piss Off Old People Life In Prison Is Less A Deterrent T-Shirt, Gift for Grandparents, Coworker Shirt, Retirement Shirt, Funny Shirt

Don't Piss Off Old People Life In Prison Is Less A Deterrent T-Shirt, Gift for Grandparents, Coworker Shirt, Retirement Shirt, Funny Shirt

S / White
$20.45
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Don't Piss Off Old People Life In Prison Is Less A Deterrent T-Shirt, Gift for Grandparents, Coworker Shirt, Retirement Shirt, Funny Shirt
  • Don't Piss Off Old People Life In Prison Is Less A Deterrent T-Shirt, Gift for Grandparents, Coworker Shirt, Retirement Shirt, Funny Shirt
  • Don't Piss Off Old People Life In Prison Is Less A Deterrent T-Shirt, Gift for Grandparents, Coworker Shirt, Retirement Shirt, Funny Shirt
Don't Piss Off Old People Life In Prison Is Less A Deterrent T-Shirt, Gift for Grandparents, Coworker Shirt, Retirement Shirt, Funny Shirt
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Don't Piss Off Old People Life In Prison Is Less A Deterrent T-Shirt, Gift for Grandparents, Coworker Shirt, Retirement Shirt, Funny Shirt

$20.45
Color:White
Size:S
Description
This relaxed-fit tee carries a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek vibe — a sketch-style cow face with a wry expression and the bold line: “DON’T PISS OFF OLD PEOPLE — the older we get ‘LIFE IN PRISON’ becomes less of a deterrent.” It feels like a practical shrug and a private joke you can wear. The soft, midweight cotton drapes easily over everyday outfits and the tear-away label keeps things comfortable. Wear it to low-key hangouts, coffee runs, or while trading stories with friends who appreciate dark humor and dry wit. The design sits confidently on the chest, letting the illustration and text do all the talking while the classic crew neck and straight hem keep the silhouette timeless and simple. Product features - Midweight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — durable, smooth fabric ideal for crisp prints - Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean, flattering fit - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching - Dual printing methods (DTG + DTF) for sharp chest artwork and detailed sleeve/label prints - Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified materials, and EU 2-year warranty — comfortable and certified Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
Size chart

Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.

Size Chest width Body length
S 18″ / 46 cm 28″ / 71 cm
M 20″ / 51 cm 29″ / 74 cm
L 22″ / 56 cm 30″ / 76 cm
XL 24″ / 61 cm 31″ / 79 cm
2XL 26″ / 66 cm 32″ / 81 cm
3XL 28″ / 71 cm 33″ / 84 cm
4XL 30″ / 76 cm 34″ / 86 cm
5XL 32″ / 81 cm 35″ / 89 cm

Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.

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