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Soft, dependable, and quietly clever — this classic tee speaks to the people who fix the little mysteries of everyday life. The front text reads like a badge of honor: short, wry, and proudly understated. Wear it when you’re corralling lost keys, answering late-night texts, or showing up for the small acts that make a life run smoother. The relaxed crew neck and medium-weight cotton drape comfortably through the day. Subtle vintage-style lettering pairs with a timeless black canvas to keep the look low-key but intentionally thoughtful.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seamed-free collar with shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Dual-print technique: crisp DTF sleeve/neck prints plus DTG for main design; tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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