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A cheeky, dark-humored tee for people who love cats with attitude. The soft, midweight cotton feels familiar and easy to wear while the bold graphic — a wide-eyed black cat casually holding a bloodied knife above the single-word caption “what?” — delivers deadpan, offbeat comedy. Wear it to gatherings with friends who get weird jokes, to low-key horror movie nights, or whenever you want your outfit to do the talking. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit make it an effortless layer under a jacket or on its own. Subtle details like shoulder twill and a tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable all day, and the strong, smooth fabric holds printed details crisp after many washes.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) with durable 180 g/m² fabric for everyday wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar for shape retention and long-lasting fit
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck and DTG for main graphic, ensuring sharp detail
- Classic crew-neck, relaxed fit, and tear-away label for comfort and easy styling
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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