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This classic crewneck sweatshirt carries a wry, countryside sense of humor — a soft, medium-heavy sweatshirt printed with a vintage-style rooster and hen and the playful line “FLUENT IN FOWL LANGUAGE.” It’s the kind of piece that feels like a slow morning on the farm: warm coffee, fresh eggs, and laughter shared over chores. Wear it for early-morning chores, casual weekends, or when you want to show off your chicken-keeper pride without saying a word. The muted, distressed graphic keeps the look lived-in and easy to layer under a jacket or over a flannel.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look
- Options for embroidery placement (left/center chest, large center, or wrists) and DTF inner neck/wrist labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton; meets safety and environmental standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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