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A relaxed, statement tee made for people who wear their humor on their sleeve — or rather, across their chest. This classic crew-neck shirt feels sturdy and lived-in from the first wear: medium-weight cotton holds shape without feeling heavy, the tubular knit and shoulder tape keep the silhouette clean, and the tear-away label eliminates irritation. The bold, distressed lettering reads “I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE FRENCH FRIES,” a playful callout that lands as easily at a casual get-together, food-truck crawl, or lazy weekend out. Breathable, ethically grown cotton and durable printing techniques mean the message stays crisp through washes and long nights out scouting the best fry spots.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Bold, durable prints using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for scratch-free, certified quality
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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