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This tee brings a wink of dark humor to outdoor life. A distressed leaping deer silhouette sits above the cheeky phrase “FAST FOOD,” giving the shirt a worn-in, vintage vibe that reads like a story from a late-night campfire. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit make it comfortable for long drives, layered evenings at the range, or casual hangouts after a day in the woods. It settles into the wardrobe easily — think muddy boots, a thermos on the dash, and jokes shared between hunting buddies. The muted print and faded look keep the tone understated and rugged rather than flashy, so it pairs effortlessly with flannels, denim, or a weathered jacket when you’re headed out for a weekend in the country.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for reduced waste and a cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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