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S / Charcoal
$20.45
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Lighthearted and honest, this tee wears your sense of humor on the chest. The white, hand-lettered text reads like a wry aside about life’s little chaos: “I don’t have ducks or a row… I have squirrels and they are everywhere.” It sits clean and centered on a classic black shirt, easy to layer or wear on its own. The relaxed crew neck and medium-weight cotton offer a familiar, lived-in comfort that suits busy days, backyard moments, and casual hangouts. Choose this shirt when you want to share a smile and a relatable truth without saying a word.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (solid colors) with a medium 180 g/m² weight for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF for sleeves/labels and detailed DTG for main design
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified fabric, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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