Gen X Raised On Hose Water And Neglect Sweatshirt, Sarcastic Sweatshirt, Funny Quotes Sweatshirt, Nostalgic Gift, Funny Saying Sweathirt
S / Dark Heather
$37.82
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A soft, roomy crewneck that wears like a lived-in favorite. This mid-weight sweatshirt pairs a clean, classic silhouette with a bold, slightly distressed "GEN X" box print — a quiet wink to those who grew up on mixtapes, hand-me-downs, and a steady stream of outsider humor. The fabric feels warm without weighty bulk; ribbed collar and cuffs hold their shape while the double-needle stitching stands up to repeat wears and washes. Slide it on for slow mornings, bonfire nights, or errands when you want to feel familiar and a little defiant all at once.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching at stress points
- Embroidered or printed decoration options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
- OEKO-TEX dyes, US‑grown cotton sourcing, and compliance with safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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