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A soft, classic crewneck tee that speaks to the playful, weird-hearted adventurer. The shirt features a charming armored frog illustration with a tiny sword and flowing cape, paired with the bold line: “I am a conduit for nonsense.” Wear it when you want to wink at the absurd, break tension with a laugh, or signal membership in a group that values whimsy over seriousness. The medium-weight cotton holds bright prints well while staying breathable for everyday wear. Comfortable seams and a tear-away label keep the focus on the design and the moment — whether you’re at a game night, a casual meet-up, or wandering a weekend market — this tee lands casual, clever, and oddly noble all at once.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort and print clarity
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-garment and DTF printed details for crisp, detailed artwork including sleeve/neck prints where applicable
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials; made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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