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This soft, sturdy tee carries a dry, tongue-in-cheek message in bold red type that reads like a wink—subtle confidence with a sharp sense of humor. The medium-weight cotton holds shape and color, so the block lettering stays crisp wash after wash. It drapes casually on the body for everyday wear, yet the clean crew neck and classic cut make it easy to layer under jackets or tuck into high-waist jeans for a pulled-together look. Wear it on lazy weekends, at casual meetups, or during Pride events to add a playful, conversational touch to your outfit.
Product features
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seam-free collar for lasting elasticity and shape retention
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) with tear-away label for comfort
- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main prints for crisp detail
- Ethically sourced cotton, Oeko‑Tex certified, meets safety and EU warranty standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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