I Really Don't Mind Getting Older But My Body Is Taking It Badly Shirt, Funny Birthday T-Shirt, Funny Adulting Shirt, Old Birthday Party Tee
S / Charcoal
$20.45
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This tee carries a wry, tongue-in-cheek message for anyone who’s learned to laugh at the slow surprises of getting older. The bold, vintage-style lettering sits front and center on a sturdy black shirt, offering a playful, visible statement without shouting. Soft, midweight cotton keeps the fit relaxed and comfortable for day-long wear, while reinforced shoulders and a ribbed collar help the shirt hold its shape wash after wash. Wear it to casual meetups, family gatherings, or while puttering around the house — it’s a cozy way to share a smile and a little self-aware humor.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Dual-printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main print) for crisp, durable graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and compliant with EU safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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