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This relaxed crewneck tee wears like a shrug and speaks like a wink. A tangled string of colorful holiday lights sits center chest—one bulb out but still glowing—paired with the quiet, deadpan line: “I’m fine. Everything is fine.” It reads like the small, honest laugh you give when the season’s chaos hits: familiar, slightly frazzled, and warm. The soft, slightly structured cotton keeps the print crisp and the silhouette easy to layer under a cardigan or wear alone at a socially awkward office party or casual family dinner. It lands best with people who like dry humor, low-key holiday irony, and clothes that start conversations without shouting. Lightweight yet substantial, it moves from holiday prep to post-party coffee runs without fuss.
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes the back.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste.
- Ribbed, seam-free collar that retains shape and offers extra elasticity.
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric — smooth, durable, and great for printing; Oeko-Tex certified.
- DTF on sleeves/inner neck + DTG on main print for crisp, detailed artwork; tear-away label for comfort.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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