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A relaxed, statement tee that speaks before you do. This medium-weight cotton shirt carries a cheeky, hand-lettered slogan across the chest in soft cream tones against a deep black ground — equal parts deadpan and playful. The classic crew neck and roomy cut let the message land without fuss: roll up the sleeves, shrug on the shirt, and let your expression do the talking. It’s built to last through wash cycles and casual wear, so the phrase stays crisp and the feel stays comfortable.
Wear it to low-key hangouts, coffee runs, or days when you’d rather communicate with an eyebrow than a conversation. The simple palette keeps the focus on the wording, while the smooth cotton surface makes the print pop. This tee fits into an understated, sarcastic wardrobe and becomes a go-to for anyone who prefers dry humor and honest reactions.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, minimal silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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