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A dark, soft cotton tee that wears like a quiet confession. The front features a hand-drawn skeleton reclining in a coffin with the words “NEVER BETTER” arched above and below — equal parts dry humor and deadpan comfort. The black fabric lets the white, finely detailed print pop without shouting. Classic crew neckline and relaxed fit let this shirt sit naturally in everyday rotation: thrown on with worn-in jeans, layered under an open flannel, or kept as a low-key statement piece for late-night hangs. This shirt speaks to anyone who leans into sardonic wit and finds solace in ironic simplicity — a wearable shrug for days when humor is the best kind of armor.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, sustainable finish
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck label and DTG for main front artwork
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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