Not Bossy Aggressively Helpful Sweatshirt: Funny Mom/Teacher Gift
S / Light Pink
$32.12
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Soft, lived-in warmth with a wink. This crewneck blends cozy, midweight comfort with a hand-lettered attitude—“Not Bossy, Just Aggressively Helpful” arcs across the chest in distressed ink for a relaxed, vintage feel. It settles easily into morning coffee runs, late-night study sessions, and weekend chore lists, showing off a personality that’s bold without trying too hard. The clean white canvas keeps the message front-and-center while the classic cut and durable stitching stand up to regular wear. It’s the sort of sweatshirt you reach for when you want to feel steady, capable, and a little playful all at once.
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz cotton/poly blend for warm, breathable comfort
- Durable double-needle stitching at shoulders, cuffs, and waistband
- Embroidered or printed decoration options (left/center chest, wrists) with DTF neck labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing for safer, responsible materials
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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