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Slip into something that understands your offbeat sense of humor and wants to keep you warm while you wear it. This cozy hooded sweatshirt features a soft raccoon illustration and the line “Relax. We’re all crazy — it’s not a competition,” a quietly sarcastic reminder to embrace your quirky crew. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend feels pillowy against the skin while holding its shape and print. A double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord, roomy kangaroo pouch, and tear-away neck label make it simple, comfortable, and lived-in from day one. Wear it for late-night walks, coffee with friends who get your weirdness, or slow weekends when you’re leaning into comfort and laughter.
Product features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and holds essentials
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawstring for adjustable coverage
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner look and less fabric waste
- DTG/DTF-ready printing and optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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