Retro Funny Smart Fella Capybara Vintage T-shirt, Vintage Valentine Sweatshirt
S / Light Pink
$37.82
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This cozy crewneck brings a wry, countryside sense of humor to everyday wear. The front art pairs a detailed vintage pig illustration with bold, distressed lettering that reads like a rustic proverb — equal parts cheeky and charming. Lightweight but substantial, the sweatshirt's soft fleece and classic cut make it easy to layer for morning chores, late-night bonfires, or slow coffee on the porch. It looks lived-in from the first wear and invites smiles without shouting. Stitching and knit details keep the shape over time, while optional embroidery placements (chest or wrists) let you add a subtle, tactile accent. Wear it when you want comfort, personality, and a little country wit woven into your routine.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular, seam-free knit body with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape
- Embroidery available on left/center chest or wrists; combination DTF/DTG printed labels
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol-grown cotton for safer, eco-conscious production
- Gray tear-away label and compliance with flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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