Sorry I'm Dead Possum Hoodie, Oversized Grunge Hoodie, Funny Y2K, Meme Shirt, Punk Alt Clothing, Neon Goth Sweatshirt, Trendy Graphic Unisex
S / Maroon
$44.97
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A soft, roomy hoodie that speaks in deadpan humor. The front shows a relaxed, sleeping cat illustration in pale teal with the playful text “Sorry I can’t — I’m dead” in blush pink above and below. It wraps you in cozy warmth and quiet sarcasm on slow mornings, late-night study sessions, or low-energy weekends. Wear it when you want something comfortable that also broadcasts your mood without words — whether you’re curling up with a blanket, running a quick errand, or chilling with close friends who get your vibe. The smooth knit feels gentle against skin, the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a neat, durable finish, and the kangaroo pocket keeps hands toasty. Clean-lined and casual, it blends subtle pastels with tongue-in-cheek attitude for anyone who prefers humor served soft and sincere.
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands and casual storage
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth, softness, and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- DTF/DTG and optional embroidery printing methods for crisp graphics
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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