Strawberry Jams But My Glock Don't T-Shirt , Funny Frog T-Shirt, Funny Meme Shirt, Funny Frog Tee
S / Light Pink
$37.82
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Soft and sturdy, this crewneck settles into your rotation like an old friend — warm enough for cool mornings, breathable for midday walks. The front print shows a cheeky, vintage-inspired frog character mid-stride, pistol in hand, with the bold line “STRAWBERRY JAMS” above and “BUT MY GLOCK DON’T” below. It reads like irreverent humor stitched into a classic silhouette: relaxed shoulders, ribbed collar and cuffs, and enough weight to hold its shape season after season. Wear it to layer over a tee on weekend errands, drape it over your lap at a campfire, or pull it on for late-night drives when you want something that looks lived-in without losing structure. The embroidered and printed options keep the artwork crisp, and thoughtful construction details — tubular knit, double-needle seams, and OEKO-TEX certified dyes — mean it’s built to last and wash well. This sweatshirt feels like a small act of personal expression for folks who favor tongue-in-cheek graphics and dependable comfort.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton‑polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing build
- Ribbed collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for shape retention
- Artwork printed with DTG; inner labels and wrist prints via DTF; embroidery available
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; made in Nicaragua with ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 26″ / 66 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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