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A straightforward, no-nonsense tee that says what you feel without a lot of fuss. Soft, midweight cotton has a relaxed, classic fit that drapes easily for everyday wear. The small, typewriter-style line across the chest — “swearing helps.” — lands with dry humor and quiet confidence. Wear it on long commute days, messy creative sessions, late-night hangs, or when you need a little verbal relief. The neutral black keeps the look low-key; the clean crew neck and tear-away label keep you comfortable. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when honesty (and a little profanity) lightens the load.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) — sturdy with soft hand
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar and twill shoulder tape to retain shape
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfortable, safe wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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