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Slip into a cozy, slightly mischievous layer that speaks for you without saying too much. This mid-weight hoodie carries a cheeky green character peeking through a zipper with the text “Ew, people” — a small, relatable statement for anyone with a dry sense of humor or a soft spot for introvert energy. The roomy kangaroo pocket holds your hands or your phone. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle polish while the smooth cotton/poly blend keeps the print vibrant and the fabric resilient. Wear it on low-key days, coffee runs, or those times you need a wearable eye-roll that still feels warm and easy to live in.
Product features
- Soft 50/50 cotton-poly medium-weight fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and store small items
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Prints done via DTG with DTF inner neck label; embroidery available on chest or wrists
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20″ / 51 cm | 27″ / 69 cm |
| M | 22″ / 56 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| L | 24″ / 61 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| 2XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 3XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 4XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 5XL | 34″ / 86 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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