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A relaxed, classic tee that speaks with dry wit. The centered text—bold white lines with a highlighted yellow phrase—reads like a sly remark you’d drop into a conversation and never explain. Wear it to rallies, casual meetups, or late-night bar debates. It sits comfortably through long days of commuting and weekend errands, and the sturdy midweight cotton keeps the print crisp while the collar and shoulder details hold shape wash after wash. This shirt fits into a wardrobe that values sarcasm, politics-adjacent humor, and straightforward messaging without being flashy.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (heathers vary with polyester) — durable and print-friendly
- Twill shoulder tape and seam-free tubular knit for lasting shape and cleaner look
- Ribbed knit collar and classic crew neckline for comfortable, stable fit
- Dual printing methods (DTF on sleeves/labels, DTG elsewhere) for sharp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and meets stringent safety/compliance standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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