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A laid-back, cheeky tee that speaks for you before you do. Soft, breathable cotton and a relaxed classic fit make it easy to throw on for errands, hangouts, or a lazy weekend at home. The bold, all-caps slogan—"In my defense I was left unsupervised"—lands with dry humor without shouting, so it pairs well with jeans, a cozy cardigan, or layered under a jacket. Lightweight but durable construction means the message keeps its shape wash after wash, while the smooth print stays crisp. This shirt lives in the wardrobe of someone who loves a little mischief and doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium 180 g/m² weight for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for itch-free wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Durable shoulder tape and ribbed collar to maintain shape over time
- Crisp, high-detail printing (DTG/DTF) for both main design and sleeve/neck prints
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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Size chart
Measurements are taken with the garment laid flat. Unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for a cozy oversized look.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ / 46 cm | 28″ / 71 cm |
| M | 20″ / 51 cm | 29″ / 74 cm |
| L | 22″ / 56 cm | 30″ / 76 cm |
| XL | 24″ / 61 cm | 31″ / 79 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ / 66 cm | 32″ / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ / 71 cm | 33″ / 84 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ / 76 cm | 34″ / 86 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ / 81 cm | 35″ / 89 cm |
Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch. Compare with a favorite piece you already own.
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